Xeno Family Portrait (Print)

Alright everyone, squeeze in tight and say "HISSSSSSSSSS."

They grow up so fast—especially when they burst out of your chest. This 8x10 parody art print imagines the infamous Xenomorphs from the Alien franchise captured in a vintage family photo, complete with Victorian attire, stiff posing, and a formal studio curtain backdrop. The queen sits proudly, the drone stands dutifully, a well-dressed chestburster grins for the camera, and their beloved pet facehugger adds a tender(ly horrifying) touch.

Available in three distinct finishes to suit your decor (or your delusions):
🖤 Original Inked Version – Crisp and comic-like with fine linework and gray washes
🕯️ Faded Photograph Version – Filtered for that "stored in a haunted attic" look
📜 Sepia Tone Version – A classic, antique-style brown wash worthy of a dusty frame on the Nostromo’s mantle

Whether you're curating a gallery wall of interstellar nightmares or just want something to confuse your guests in the best way, this print makes an unforgettable addition to your collection.